STEAD'S BULLSHIT TALK

It has been noted that the Stead's do most of their talking via the web site, their play on the pitch this season has been painful to watch at times. It is only because of the play of Jacksy, Paxy, and Tom the Masterful that this season has been the sucess that we all antisipated it to be. It is at this stage that I wish to mention some of the other members of the team, Nick Rand, Rob Unsworth, Gary Baines, Malcolm the old man, Steam Boat Annie Morris, John Junior, John Kenny, Gangas, the Ginger Winger, the Chuckle Brothers, and anybody else who has helped out.

It has been said that the fielding was much helped when one of the chuckles was away on holiday, he has the turning circle and speed of an oil tanker except not quite as fast, and once again was left to the Masterful Wicket Keeper to hold the team together.

The team won't be seeing much of either of the Chuckles next season as they will both have thumb prints on their foreheads, not that we will miss their bumbling attempts at batting, fielding, bowling or any other aspect of our game. For now the batsman who had Burnsall quaking in their boots at his big hitting singles, must go to teach his son's how to play the game in his footsteps to play the same exciting shots as their father, to keep Woodside going into the future.