Slags of cricket unveil this years 'home'

The mighty warriors are proud to announce that Crossflatts cricket ground is our home this year.
Capitan Kunz said, "its about time we stayed somewhere for more than 2 games, so we'll try to stay here for the next 20 years". "Unless we piss them off after the first game by wrecking the pitch playing monsoon cricket like normal", he no doubt added.

It is with great pleasure we can announce this years fixtures below, (obviously this list will be out of date before you read this , i mean organising a match on the same night as the Champions league final i ask you).


11-May Wed A G H Sutton
18-May Wed
25-May Wed Menston Menston
2-Jun thurs Lothersdale Crossflatts
9-Jun thurs B.R.I. Low Moor
15-Jun thurs Riddlesden Riddlesden
23-Jun thurs B.R.I. Crossflatts
30-Jun thurs A G H Crossflatts
7-Jul thurs Menston Crossflatts
13-Jul Wed Lothersdale Cononley
21-Jul thurs Crossflatts Crossflatts
27-Jul Wed Halflington Burnsall
4-Aug thurs Malham Crossflatts
11-Aug thurs Riddlesden Crossflatts

Already the squad are preparing for the first fixture by emptying their boots of spiders and returning from Buddhist retreats in Nepal. Vice Captain Tom gave some rousing words for the squad ahead of the new season: "Hare Rama Rama Krishna Rama Guru Murphy", he went on to say " Where are you goin with your fetlocks flowing my lovely horse?".