Generous Sponsors Make Another Donation

Steve Stead, Managing Director of club sponsors JW Stead proudly unveils Woodside's no expense spared new scoreboard.

Created in a joint venture between RBG Consulting Ltd and J W Stead, the scoreboard represents a great leap forward for the club. Chief design guru on the project, Jim Stead said 'we could have gone for a super-hi-tech, prologic digital model, but that would have been beyond Tom's fragile mind'.

Nutty proffessor Richard Greenwood said 'Jim has taken my fag packet calculations and created a scoring masterpiece'. 'I made lots of 1's for the board just in case Tom or Baines are batting', he went on.

Captain Kunz was asked to comment but he wasn't allowed.