SING HOSANA! EVEN WITH THE KUNZ DRAG FACTOR WE STILL DESTROY ANOTHER BUNCH OF JOKERS
WOODSIDE 166 FOR 5 AFTER 20 OVERS
B.R.I. 81 FOR 6 AFTER 20 OVERS

The mighty warriors continue their unstoppable march for world cricketing domination by doubling the B R I score last night.

Ste stead asked me to mention his bowling because he got the 2 openers out, he also managed to provide the batting line up with a much needed duck extending his run of comedy batting to three games.

The warriors started out of the blocks on the 'b' of bang on a run rate of 12 an over from Paxie and Jaxie. This ensured that the rest of the team were not held up by an ageing Polish nurdler. Mr J Kenny at last threw off his gypsy curse and managed to score some runs at last.

Gazing around the team we noticed we had 9 strong bowlers and Mr Kunz. His curious style involved throwing the ball down the wicket in a slapdash fashion hoping to confuse the batters rather like a 'river of shit' just like Mr Norris last week. As we know, such a river is hard to swim...

Captain Kunz has now vowed to not bowl a wide all season.

The BRI didn't know what hit them, the Warriors steamroller marches on like Morris senior bowling.

Oh and Tom caught 2 more again, it is truly a time for miracles.