Woodside Warriors Awards
PICK OF THE POPS(FLOPS) By JAMMY SIVILLE
Are you ready for a rollercoaster ride up and down the charts? if so, klunk klick on every trip, here we go - AS IT APPENS

In at no.15 is Jim Stead, down a huge 14 (not stone) places from last years no.1 with an average of a dreadful 8.3
TIP FOR NEXT YEAR - play football on a wednesday and thursday.

At no.14 this year is Andrew Ross, a new entry, scoring a respectable 9 in his only innings. TIP FOR NEXT YEAR - kick your dads bad leg if you want to play more.

In at no.13 is another new entry for John Morris snr, scoring a paltry 11 runs inhis single innings.
TIP FOR NEXT YEAR - swap the steam train for a locomotive.

At no.12 is the dissapointing John Kenny, down from a high of no.11, with an average of 13.5
TIP FOR NEXT YEAR - hire a priest to remove the gypsy curse from your bat.

At no.11 is Malcolm Ross, the silver fox, with an average of 14.3
TIP FOR NEXT YEAR - improve! if you don't want to come last, cos nothing comes after the fox - not even the hounds(if the hunting ban becomes law)

NOW FOR THE TOP 10 - AS IT APPENS - JINGLE JINGLE, JEWELLRY JEWELLRY PUFF OF THE OLD CIGAR

At no.10 is the accident prone Gary Baines with a reasonable average of 20.5
TIP FOR NEXT YEAR - don't go to Burnsall, The Great North Run, the Chicago marathon, or anywhere else i can get injured

In at no.9 is Stephen Stead, with a huge climb of 1 place from last years no.10, with an average of20.75
TIP FOR NEXT YEAR - Backbone of the team? - don't be so modest/stupid

New in at no.8 is Nick Rand with an impressive average of 21.5 in his first season.
TIP FOR NEXT YEAR - don't let married life put you off your own stroke.

At no.7 is Peter Jackson down from a high of no.3 last year with an average of 24.6
TIP FOR NEXT YEAR - try to score faster with some big shots.

A new entry at no.6 is Richard Greenwood with an impressive average of 26.
TIP FOR NEXT YEAR - find another club - your too good for us.

In at no.5 is Johnathon Morris jnr, with an average of 26.5, which is higher than his age.
TIP FOR NEXT YEAR - give your dad some lessons.

Now for no.4 - Tom Dziedzic up 8 places with an unbelieveable average of 29.5
TIP FOR NEXT YEAR - learn to be more defensive - try not to be as freescoring as Boycott/Tavare
*This average may be incorrect as nobody stayed awake to see the end of an innings.

At no.3 is Captain Richard Kunz with a stunning display of batting earning an average of 34.
TIP FOR NEXT YEAR - be brave while batting, the ball won't hurt if it hits you on your pads.

A non mover at no.2 is Mathew Paxford with a glorious batting average of 35.
TIP FOR NEXT YEAR - bring a wider selection of doughnuts

At no.1 and top of the charts is the highest new entry of Rob Unsworth with a stupendous average 36.5
TIP FOR NEXT YEAR - give lessons to the rest of the team.

COMMENDATIONS
Most runs scored- 105 - Matthew paxford
Highest single score- 41- Rob Unsworth
Funniest saying- Jaxy to Paxy- hard in my end
Best wicket keeper- N/A
Worst over- S.Stead 6 . 6 6 4 . (22)
Most Pathetic Shot - R.Kunz - (Flim-flam, tinning, drop the bat/crap yourself shot at Riddlesden)
Best Over - Noz - 4 wides then 2 wickets, nobody remembers what happened after that.

Best Team preformance - Beating Riddlesden first team or Beating High Royds with only 9 men and having 2 non cricketers in the team.

Best Individual Technical innovation - Jim Stead- Starting this website and dragging the club into the 21st century

Variety award for triumph against adversity - Tom, bravely battling through technical incompetence to actually get something on this website.