The warriors continue their unbeaten streak in emphatic style

Captain Kunz put in an exceptional preformance yesterday to lead his team to an emphatic win on the first game of the season against Airedale General Hospital.

Highlight of his preformance was a spectacular opening ball in which nearly broke his own toes. This followed a majestic innings of 0 runs over 2 triumphant balls in which he humbled the opposition. The fabled opening ball was described by Jaxy as the 'biggest pile of excrement i've ever seen'. Others nearly called the epilepsy helpline on his behalf.

Jaxy and and gangas opened the batting in rampaging style both declaring on 25. After some nurdling, and a minor collapse involving Capn and 'the cursed Kenny' (who both got fuck all), young Johnny Morris also scored a handsome 25 to put the warriors in a commanding position with 109 runs after 20 overs.

Our bowling started in a controlled fashion with both Gangas, Ste and Jim all making early breakthroughs. The bowling all went to pot as Kunz began to bowl in his usual erratic style.

Steve Stead livened up proceedings by cleverly dislocating his shoulder while fielding. This at least put Mr Kunz to some use after all as he managed to put the bugger back in place.

Some fine overs at the end of the match by John senior, Mr Kenny and the new youth team prospect Malcolm Ross sealed a 19 run win for the warriors.

After the match John Kenny said 'We had the best of the luck, especially when Dziedzic couldnt turn up '.