Woodside Warriors

This is the homepage for the Woodside Warriors Cricket Club based in Bingley, West Yorkshire, England. We have been playing 20 overs cricket now for over 30 years. The game we play is very similar to 20twenty cricket , the main difference being that in our version, all outfield players (other than the wicket keeper), have to bowl 2 overs each. Also, we don't play the LBW rule since our batsmen are crap and our umpires are usually senile.

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22.6.05

Bone Idle Team Fail to Cover Website in Jim's Absence

The mighty warriors have failed to update their website while star batsmen/bowler Jim Stead has been on holiday.

All members failed to inform the public at large of their humiliation at Riddlesden CC and that they also allowed BRI to get over 130 runs against them.

"i'm not suprised ", said Jim. " I do all the batting, I do all the bowling, so who would expect the rest of the team to update a website in my absence".

He went on, "When you carry 10 people week in, week out with the collective IQ of a beansprout, you expect it to fall apart when you go on holiday".

"Some people such as Tom and Kunz think that being technically accomplished means you can find the TV remote quickly, or use a doorbell", he sighed, wistfully.

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