Captains Preformance creates disbelief !

Captain Kunz stunned his team by playing cricket last night. A lightning batting preformance blamed on sexual fustration and 2 wickets (albiet launched to the boundary and then caught), gave him a joint man of the match award with ste stead who is sat next to me applying undue pressure.

Ste and Paxford took the early, decent wickets (where the ball hits the wickets), to put Lothersdale on the back foot.

A nurdling middle order bowling effort was livened up by Kunz and young Malcolm at the tail end with 5 wickets from loose bowling and boundary catching (on Kunz's behalf) .

Lotherdale finished for 80 for 9.

Warriors opening batsmen Dziedzic nurdelled along with lucky, glancing boundaries (does he get any others?) and, dizzy with success, was out next ball for 9. Rob Unsworth made a decent knock with his magic bat.

Kunz then rampaged his way to 22 in only 3 overs as he released his sexual frustration on the ball.

After the usual collapse Baines and Ste Stead, senior nurdlers in extremis, restored some confidence and saw woodside home with a solid knock at the end.