Woodside Warriors

This is the homepage for the Woodside Warriors Cricket Club based in Bingley, West Yorkshire, England. We have been playing 20 overs cricket now for over 30 years. The game we play is very similar to 20twenty cricket , the main difference being that in our version, all outfield players (other than the wicket keeper), have to bowl 2 overs each. Also, we don't play the LBW rule since our batsmen are crap and our umpires are usually senile.

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13.7.06

Another Glorious Victory


The Warriors strolled to another victory last night against evil multi-national conglomerate Denso Marston(pictured left).

Denso batted well reaching a reasonable 120 after 20 overs on a very fast pitch. Highlights of our fielding included another spectacular catch from wedding-ring free Nick, although he didnt look very confident.

Ste Stead opened the batting for 5 seconds before wafting some flies away like a great fairy and knicking one to a fielder for 2 runs. Once nurdler and average obsessed ste had gone, Bryan and 'Judas'Mat Paxford (playing against his colleagues) got off to confident starts to put Woodside on solid ground both of them declaring.

After more half-assed crap nurdling by Kunz and Baines (under encouragement from Ste), who were both out for next to nothing, Woodside trundled to a win with 5 overs to spare with extra help from Gangas and his magical helmet.

Last nights match was the first game this season for stalwart 'Paxy' also known as 'the decent ginger one'.

Suprisingly, Tom and Kunz hardly cocked anything up last night. Although Tom left the gate open and cows nearly ate the wicket.

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