Due to a recent injuction by Paxy, Paxy and Jaxy solicitors this blog has to stop taking the piss out of our wicket keeper, even when he says things like 'hard in my end Paxy'.

If I have to use criticism I must now refer to him indirectly using phrases such as 'gobshite' and 'mouth behind the sticks'.

Judge Lionel Nutmeg upheld the injunction saying 'I must pass this injunction even though the useless get is only there through attrition, still he's better at bowling than that Kunz chappie. I pity the other 9 members who actually keep this team half decent. Them 2 captains? My arse.'

Judge Nutmeg conceded that Dziedzic had actually made 4 catches so far this season and so 'the piss-taking must either be toned-down or be made more tongue in cheek, unless of course your talking about his batting, because that's duller than listening to Status Quo'.