N.A.S.A.

It has been reported that NASA are tracking an unidentified object that was picked up on their radar, originating from the Crossflatts area of Bingley, and is now heading deep in to space at an incredible rate of speed. It appeared on the radar at approximately 8.40pm on thursday evening. The boffins at NASA headquarters in Eldwick say the object is small and red, and has the molecular structure of a cricket ball.
If anybody has any information on this special event, can they please contact the head boffin 'mr r kunz' on 4 4 4 4 6 0. This is a special number that only 'mr r kunz' has been able to translate from 6 balls.

Mr Kunz believes the object (pictured above), to be completely alien to him, as well as the process known as 'bowling' which is often linked to the item, (though never in Mr Kunz's case).