MR 4.3 DISPLAYS HIS 'SKILLS'

Vice Captain Tom(above) finally has had his unique style captured on camera. Tom was showing off because he was blind drunk afterdrinking 2 babyshams in only 4 hours.

Toms inebriation, at self publicist Ste Stead's wedding, caused him to misread the batting averages. His wild celebrations were because he thought he had an average of 43 not the 4.3 he really has.