WELL DONE

Woodside Warriors

Its taken a week of soul searching, and plucking up the nerve and courage to say this, but i think we should say 'well bowled' to Mr Kunz and 'well kept' to Mr Dziedzic. I didn't think we could ever say 'well done' to either. Its like saying 'fish and french fries' or 'kenny and runs'. It just isn't right, infact its 'just not cricket'.
Although i don't want to take any gloss off Mr Kunz's bowling( no wides and a couple of wickets), he was bowling against kids younger than his own, and was helped by the new law of not calling wides. If Mr Wragg was batting, it would have taken a very,very wide ball to have gone past his belly or arse, although i'm sure Mr Kunz has managed to bowl that wide before.
As for the overseas Polish wicket keeper, the only reason for not giving any byes away, was that he had bribed the batsmen into not running, so that he would look good infront of his family.
The highlight of the evening/season/millenium was watching Mr Wraggs middle stump cartwheeling down the ground towards the bypass for a paltry/rubbish/useless/crap one run. OH HOW WE LAUGHED

We should say a big thank you for the sumptuous feast they laid on for us after the game, I hope paxy was sick aftrewards for pinching all the beef, and leaving all the scraps for the rest of us.