The Wrong Shoes - Washout in Menston

An old woman with diarrhoea yesterday

Woodside lost in a rained affected match at Menston.

After 15 overs, Woodside set a target of 72 in a plodding innings.

As both teams were about to go home in monsoon conditions the rains cleared and, despite whining from certain members, the match was resumed with Menston coming back in to bat.

This handed advantage to the opposition as bowling and fielding conditions were difficult to say the least, especially if your wearing gay clogs and cant be arsed changing back into your cricket boots.

Kenny's opening overs were the first to suffer, as a wet ball slipped from his hand was launched thunderously for four byes 3 times over.

Great bowling from Nick, Johnny, Ste and Jim was undermined by some fielding described by Kunz as an 'old woman with diarrhoea' largely due to inappropriate footwear.

Menston reached their target after 11 overs.