Woodside Warriors

Message from the secret 'celeb'

Jealousy is a ugly thing.
Just because I came third in 'i'm a celeb get me out of this bowlig lark' doesn't mean i'm not selected for the tour of India.
Also I'm featured heavily in this great worldwide web-page and my wife spends my money like i earn David Beckam wages-so i must be faaamus ! ps the hung like a horse bit IS true but don't ask the wife.