ASHES ARE A CON!

Warriors captain, Richard 'Rex' Kunz (left), yesterday dismissed England's ashes win.

'The Warriors have won 10 matches this season, England only won 2 against the Aussies' seethed Mr Kunz, making no attempt to hide his vitriol.

'If the country made such a song and dance about every Warriors win, the economy would collapse and the U.K would be a third world country like Belgium", he seethed, spitting coco-pops across his breakfast table, until he was told off.