Nick and Tom practice months too late

Nick and 4.3 were caught practising on a dancefloor and Ste Steads wedding last saturday.

"You'd have thought they would have practiced before the season", said JK, "they obviously needed it".

"After 5 months of shoddy wicket-keeping and shambolic fielding, I would have expected them to have got the message earlier", said Gangas.
"Mind you, I know I got the best batting averages but Nick won the big one", he went on.

Gangas was referring to the G Stead Cranial Cup which had been awarded to Nick earlier that night. He had won the much sought-after award for "Services to crap excuse - making", having cobbled together some cock and bull bobbins about wedding rings and magic fairy dust as an excuse for putting down dolly drops all season.