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Senior Batsmen John Kenny finally put his wood to good use for a change and has produced a sprog.

Alistair Kenny said "Pa Pa cant go on blaming a gypsy's curse for his poor batting anymore, so he produced me to save him from further embarrassment". "I hope to be in the first team by next year seen as i'm better than Kunz and Tom now even though I'm under a month old".

Congratulations to mother and father from all at the warriors headquarters, although it is worrying that the squad's next generation is being spawned Kunz, Kenny and Tom. Lets hope the mothers' genes have some cricketing ability to compensate.