Woodside Warriors

Message from the secret 'celeb'

Jealousy is a ugly thing.
Just because I came third in 'i'm a celeb get me out of this bowlig lark' doesn't mean i'm not selected for the tour of India.
Also I'm featured heavily in this great worldwide web-page and my wife spends my money like i earn David Beckam wages-so i must be faaamus ! ps the hung like a horse bit IS true but don't ask the wife.

Woodside Warriors

The contents of this 'blog' have been brought to my attention, regarding the so called 'celeb' of this cricket team. As a valued and well respected member of the 'woodside warriors', i have been unable to work out who this 'celeb' is. It could benefit the team to have a 'celeb' player, by getting some media attention and increasing the crowds to more than 2 men, 1 woman, and Toms kids. Think of the money we could charge, and how much beer we could drink out of the profits.

Unfortunately, do we want this 'celeb' to play for the 'warriors', when, in his own words 'HE LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUNG CHILDREN'. Not only playing with young children, but he doesn't even let them win during the games he plays.

He signed himself as 'tonto' - so he is either hung like a horse or he looks like one.

ANY IDEA'S WHO THIS MYSTERY PERSON IS???

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