STAMP

Is 4.3 going all out to purchase a 1st class stamp, or is he going to maintain his usual standard and settle for a derogatory/cheap/miserly/spendthrift 2nd class stamp. Taking into account his batting average over the years, a 2nd class stamp would still be an incredible achievement by his standards.

Warriors Support New Charity

The Warriors are proud to announce that they gone into partnership with a new charity, the GINGER KIDS FOUNDATION.

Mr Dziedzic has generously annouced that he will give the foundation a massive £0.01 for every run scored by himself next season.

"With the extra money generated by Mr 4.3's batting, we hope to open a 12 storey, state of the art medical unit for treating ginners", said charity president Chris Evans,"or failing that, a stamp" he added with a sudden flash of clarity and realism.

Mr Evans has also stated that in the future the GKF also hope to treat injuries and growth defects caused by wedding rings and gypsy curses.

Nick and Tom practice months too late

Nick and 4.3 were caught practising on a dancefloor and Ste Steads wedding last saturday.

"You'd have thought they would have practiced before the season", said JK, "they obviously needed it".

"After 5 months of shoddy wicket-keeping and shambolic fielding, I would have expected them to have got the message earlier", said Gangas.
"Mind you, I know I got the best batting averages but Nick won the big one", he went on.

Gangas was referring to the G Stead Cranial Cup which had been awarded to Nick earlier that night. He had won the much sought-after award for "Services to crap excuse - making", having cobbled together some cock and bull bobbins about wedding rings and magic fairy dust as an excuse for putting down dolly drops all season.

LOOK AT HIM GO

MR 4.3 DISPLAYS HIS 'SKILLS'

Vice Captain Tom(above) finally has had his unique style captured on camera. Tom was showing off because he was blind drunk afterdrinking 2 babyshams in only 4 hours.

Toms inebriation, at self publicist Ste Stead's wedding, caused him to misread the batting averages. His wild celebrations were because he thought he had an average of 43 not the 4.3 he really has.

GANGAS FAILS AGAIN

Heres some slightly more readable batting averages.

Note how Gangas failed to get 200 runs this season.

Note how useless Toms borings innings' really are. He only beat Malcolm who had the excuses that: a) he only batted twice, and b) he's 30 years older than everyone else in the team.

BATTING
......................inns...... runs..... ave
R.Greenwood..12....... 199 .....39.8
P.Jackson.........6 .........95 ......31.6
M.Paxford........9......... 152..... 30.4
G.Baines..........7 ........108...... 27
S.Stead...........10 .......133 ..... 22.1
Matt.Unsworth.3......... 43.......21.5
N.Rank .......... 8 .......118..... 19.6
R.Kunz ..........11.......145 .....16.1
S.Doverner .... 6 ......... 63..... 15.73
G.Stead...........4 ........46 ......15.3
J.Morris snr.....3........ 29.......14.5
J.Morris jnr ....7..........69 ......13.8
B.Ward ..........1 ........10 .......10
J.Kenny..........11........96....... 9.6
M.Wilson........2.........18 .........9
R.Unsworth ...2.........16...........8
M.Unsworth ...1 ....... 7...........7


T.Dziedzic......7.........26........4.3 hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


M.Ross...........2..........4...........4