Woodside Warriors

This is the homepage for the Woodside Warriors Cricket Club based in Bingley, West Yorkshire, England. We have been playing 20 overs cricket now for over 30 years. The game we play is very similar to 20twenty cricket , the main difference being that in our version, all outfield players (other than the wicket keeper), have to bowl 2 overs each. Also, we don't play the LBW rule since our batsmen are crap and our umpires are usually senile.

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31.12.04

Shock News- Captain Breeds again
Mr Kunz has shocked the rest of the warriors by producing a second son and pronouncing him the new vice captain of the club.

Alfie Jay Kunz was born on the 30th of december.

Some members are deeply worried that a second Jay K has joined the squad.
Tom said "One jay kay's enough with his gypsy's curse n'all, h'yuk h'yuk".
"Quit your fussin' and a hollerin' bitch", he no doubt added later.

Some expressed concern about how many wides and full tosses were let loose before a successful conception.

The warriors would like to give their unreserved congratulations to the happy kunz family, particularly the long suffering Joanne.


Lets hope Alfie doesn't look like the young Richard Kunz, (above). Posted by Hello