Woodside Warriors

This is the homepage for the Woodside Warriors Cricket Club based in Bingley, West Yorkshire, England. We have been playing 20 overs cricket now for over 30 years. The game we play is very similar to 20twenty cricket , the main difference being that in our version, all outfield players (other than the wicket keeper), have to bowl 2 overs each. Also, we don't play the LBW rule since our batsmen are crap and our umpires are usually senile.

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18.1.06

PRESEASON TRAINING ABANDONED


Pre-season training at the Woodside Warriors sports research institute has been abandoned after star batter Greenwood was crocked as his glass back was exposed.

"The regime was too tough", said Greenwood, pictured left, "I just couldn't take it.." he went on limply.

Chief trainer Jim Stead commented " I think we'll just do the usual this year, you know the 10 mins in the bar before the first match. We'll shut the institute (on Thackley Old Road, Shipley) to all but the toughest such as me and Steve."

He added, " We don't exactly need it, I mean we rarely have fitness issues or injuries (excepting torn hamstrings, broken legs and dislocated shoulders".

17.1.06

Pre season training


When does pre season training take place?

Two weeks touring Australia/West Indies?

Two weeks in the sports village at La Manga?

Or is it the same as normal - In the bar, 10mins before
the start of the opening game.

Who is the mystery 'celeb' ?


You have a wife - not G.Baines

You let your wife spend your money - not either of the Steads

Hung like a horse - not T. Dziedzic(so i'm told)

Wants to stop bowling - could be anybody like Kunz,kenny,Doverner,Ross,Rank

Have wife/money - too old for Morris jnr & Unsworth jnr

ANY MORE CLUES