Next week's home match against Airedale is now on TUESDAY not Thursday.
Probably just so I can play and carry you all like normal.

Due to a recent injuction by Paxy, Paxy and Jaxy solicitors this blog has to stop taking the piss out of our wicket keeper, even when he says things like 'hard in my end Paxy'.

If I have to use criticism I must now refer to him indirectly using phrases such as 'gobshite' and 'mouth behind the sticks'.

Judge Lionel Nutmeg upheld the injunction saying 'I must pass this injunction even though the useless get is only there through attrition, still he's better at bowling than that Kunz chappie. I pity the other 9 members who actually keep this team half decent. Them 2 captains? My arse.'

Judge Nutmeg conceded that Dziedzic had actually made 4 catches so far this season and so 'the piss-taking must either be toned-down or be made more tongue in cheek, unless of course your talking about his batting, because that's duller than listening to Status Quo'.

SING HOSANA! EVEN WITH THE KUNZ DRAG FACTOR WE STILL DESTROY ANOTHER BUNCH OF JOKERS
WOODSIDE 166 FOR 5 AFTER 20 OVERS
B.R.I. 81 FOR 6 AFTER 20 OVERS

The mighty warriors continue their unstoppable march for world cricketing domination by doubling the B R I score last night.

Ste stead asked me to mention his bowling because he got the 2 openers out, he also managed to provide the batting line up with a much needed duck extending his run of comedy batting to three games.

The warriors started out of the blocks on the 'b' of bang on a run rate of 12 an over from Paxie and Jaxie. This ensured that the rest of the team were not held up by an ageing Polish nurdler. Mr J Kenny at last threw off his gypsy curse and managed to score some runs at last.

Gazing around the team we noticed we had 9 strong bowlers and Mr Kunz. His curious style involved throwing the ball down the wicket in a slapdash fashion hoping to confuse the batters rather like a 'river of shit' just like Mr Norris last week. As we know, such a river is hard to swim...

Captain Kunz has now vowed to not bowl a wide all season.

The BRI didn't know what hit them, the Warriors steamroller marches on like Morris senior bowling.

Oh and Tom caught 2 more again, it is truly a time for miracles.

PIFF, PAFF, POOF !
MENSTON GET A RIGHT KICKING.
Warriors 111 for 2 (20 overs)
Menston 73 all out

Despite some posing prima-donna batsmen on their side, and some self-professed non-cricketers on ours, the mighty warriors continued to flourish under the non-leadership of Mr Kunz.

Star of the match was 'Consistency' Norris who, after bowling 3 wides, bowled 2 people out after someone foolishly offered him a pint for a wicket. Before the match he remarked at the desperation of the team on having himself called up to the squad, 'whats the opposite of ringer?' someone else enquired.

The other non-ringer, Adrian also confounded himself by being not that bad actually.

Numerous fine batty preformances from Nurdler Dziedzic, G.Baines and S. Stead who, comically, managed to run himself out again, but only after having scored 25 runs notably quickler than 'one dot one' Dziedzic.

Fixtures
12 may Airedale Hospital @ Sutton-Won
19 may Menston @ High Royds
26 may B R I @ Low Moor
3 June Airedale Hospital @ Home
I'll print the rest later

A fine victory! The warriors win by several runs (I don't how many coz some clown forgot
the score book), following an unprecedented brace of catches from Tom 'sticky hands' Dziedzic, wicket keeper.

We scored 97 runs in 20 overs, following a fine innings from Ginger marvel and man of the match Paxford.

JK continued to flounder at the wicket with a rumoured gypsy curse on his bat.
Ste Stead provided the comedy by running himself out, genius.

I was meant to have recieved a fixture list from Mr Kunz but it has not turned up. Usual technical incompetance from our 'Ginger King'. First match of the season is tonight at Sutton against Airedale Hospital. I only found this out via a chance meeting with our polish clown, Mr Dziedzic.